My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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