It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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