is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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