Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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