i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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