That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she woke up with a sticky ear
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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