Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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