So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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