its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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