I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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