The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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