as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
