I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My liver just had a heart attack.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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