my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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