It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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