i just had sex bonerless
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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