R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
