Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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