Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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