That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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