Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it was like eating out sand paper
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I would fuck him just for his dog
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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