i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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