Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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