Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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