Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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