She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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