well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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