Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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