More tranny stories later!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you never un-have a 4some
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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