she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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