Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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