ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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