There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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