Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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