Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My nipple is on Facebook.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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