She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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