My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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