Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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