Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Your topless pictures make me question reality
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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