i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
