i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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