i'm signing you up for texting rehab
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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