They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
How naked do you want me to be?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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