just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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