4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Will you blow on my dice?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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