All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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