Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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