Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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