sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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