So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I am midnight drunk by noon
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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