I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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