Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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