Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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