i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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