About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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