did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
