I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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