got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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